Long ago in a distant land, I, Mohamed, the shape shifting master of Habibi's, unleashed an unspeakable Shawarma. But a foolish Yahoodi wielding a epic hat stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final falafel was thrown, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my Hummus is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Kebab.