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No, you’re NOT a real gooner.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gooners. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gooners. I see these people saying “I fap for ten minutes it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily edge for an hour in all our curated porn for that day. I see people who only jerk it to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and claim to be gooners! Come talk to me when you pick up a sex toy then we be friends.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gooners.