Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
ㅤ* How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal. "I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course." "Well, I don't know", said the farmer's wife, "Are you any good at catching rats?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

Going through all my previous matches and finding those who cheated/have been banned for cheating with or against me. Just wanted to let you know how pathetic you are for cheating in a VIDEO GAME, you couldn't just be bad at the game, you had to pay money to pretend to be decent at the game. Just a waste space in this world, I hope you will reform and become a decent human being later in life.

+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sends it as hard as i do!

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Have A Happy Easter My Man! -Ace/Flash

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