Let me tell you a story. A story about a long, tan, fit, and ready white boy named Carl on south street. This young boy didnt have much going for him but he did have one gift. God gave this boy the biggest ♥♥♥♥ youve ever seen. It was 19 and a half goldfish long. It came in at 7 lbs. 9 ounces. This gave the boy alot of courage. Soon he would be whiping out his ♥♥♥♥ in the cafeteria and the playground. Showing teachers and friends. He began to get the nickname Biggy Piggy. I forgot to mention the boy wasnt very atractive, but he still had a kind heart and a big ♥♥♥♥. When Biggy Piggy started middle school all the girls new about his situation and he was nailing them like boards every chance he got. By the 7th grade he had more sex than a back street hooker. All this luck did run out though when he decide to branch out to older women. He put out a add on craigslist asking for the dirtiest, nastiest, crack ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around. After 3 or 4 rounds of that he had more std's than you or me could count. After 3 hours of intense pain in his penis he began to panic. It began to turn black and started to mold. He was to embarrased to tell anyone so it just got worse and worse. 5 more hours of agonizing pain were brought to Biggy Piggy's prized posesion and sadly it was taken from him. It fell off and shriveled into a baby carrot sized mesh. He folded it up in a wash rag and ran to his car. He couldnt get it to start so he made a choice to go on foot. He slowly walk 4 miles in the pouring rain to the nearest hospital. He arrived and walked through the main doors to the first doctor he could find. With tears running down his face all he had to do was hold out his wash rag and the doctor new. The doctor told the boy, "There is no hope to fix this but i do have something that could be just as good". After 15 hours of intense surgery Carmen walked out with her new body feeling like a beautiful, sexy, independent women.