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Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?
-- Dorothy Parker, "Theory"
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"Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry
"I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want." -Bender
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Q: Why is Poland just like the United States?
A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
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You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it
and swish them around a little.
-- Guindon
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Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
-- actress Mary Pickford, 1925
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