mdv_inf's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:06am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:19am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,565 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30