mdv_infs prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2023 @ 15:13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 2:52

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 0:42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 1:57

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2023 @ 15:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2023 @ 13:29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2023 @ 14:03

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 3:19

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 3:50

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 4:26

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 0:50

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 15:16

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 14:56

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 5:15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 5:24

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 3:42

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2023 @ 15:27

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2023 @ 14:28

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 1:46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2023 @ 15:57

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 4:07

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Upplåst 20 aug, 2023 @ 15:52

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2023 @ 14:30

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 25 aug, 2023 @ 14:11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 3:18

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 3:45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 4:09

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 4:37

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Upplåst 30 apr, 2024 @ 9:06

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2023 @ 13:17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 21 aug, 2023 @ 6:05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 9 aug, 2023 @ 15:22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 4:00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 4:34

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 16 aug, 2023 @ 15:57

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 25 aug, 2023 @ 14:30

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 13 sep, 2023 @ 23:55

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 3:50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Upplåst 17 aug, 2023 @ 3:38

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 0:53

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 1:32

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 2:18

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 23 aug, 2023 @ 8:41

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 24 aug, 2023 @ 15:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Upplåst 26 aug, 2023 @ 0:04

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Upplåst 18 aug, 2023 @ 1:28

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Upplåst 23 aug, 2023 @ 8:02

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 23 aug, 2023 @ 8:14

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Upplåst 23 aug, 2023 @ 8:39

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Upplåst 30 apr, 2024 @ 9:19

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,565 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30