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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.3 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 17 Jul, 2015 @ 5:18pm

I love this so much, I wrote a story.
I walked into the room. It was all grey and white.
"Mr Gray is ready to see you."
Little did I know who Gray was.
I walk into the room.
He is tapping his fingers. The music, so delightful.
He looks at me.
"I am going to go on a bathroom break. Please, don't touch anything."
I was too busy imagining him torture me in sexual ways as I strangle in ropes in beds.
He leaves the room.
All I see is a poster. A button. A sexually shiny red button.
I let my disobedience take over me and i touch it. I stroke the button.
Oh, I loved it.
Oh, I love buttons.
Just like old people love chicken.
Oh yes.
Because I am ignorant. I press more buttons.
I look at the internet.
I know what buttons to press.
I press the buttons.
So many buttons.
I love buttons.
I love the pleasure of buttons.
Grey comes back.
"Thanks man."
Im not a man.
"You need an education for this."
o_0
REM restart
The internet.
Oh the lovely internet.
I beat the game.
Thank you, internet.
The End.
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Thank you.
But in all seriousness, aside from s*itty stories. THis is one great game. I do reccomend this game. But only if your ready to take on the role of being the best button presser ever.
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