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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 430.1 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Mar, 2015 @ 7:02am

Early Access Review
Perfect game to start a lovely life in the wild, maybe find a wife and start a family... wait, there are no women on here? What is this, Gaytopia??? And by the way, WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES EVERYONE TRY TO KILL ME???
*Pow* Oh, awesome, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker again, wait a second, let me respawn...
*Respawning* *POW* are you kidding...?
*Respawning* *POW* wait, really?
*Respawning* *POW* Oh. My. God.
*Respawning* *POW* OH. MY. GOD.
*Respawning* *POW* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ TRASH IS SO GOING OFF MY HARD DRIVE
*Respawning* - nothing? Awesome, time to punch some trees and rebuild. Don't I know this from somewhere? Naaaah, totally not *cough* cubical *cough* craft *cough* THE PICKAXE IS TOTALLY AWESOME.
Let me just find some pieces of junk metal and craft a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PISTOL because I'm some kind of METAL BENDER.

~2 hours later

Finally, my pistol is ready! *POW* ... ♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥!!!


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As you can see, this game is awesome and deserves every penny. Too bad there are no DLCs to buy so you can show your support.
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