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Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:19pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2014 @ 8:07pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 3:26am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2014 @ 8:10pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:39pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2014 @ 8:10pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:26pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2014 @ 8:15pm