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**THIS IS A REVIEW FROM A NON-FURRY STONER WHO JUST WANTS TO CHILL**

I bought this game for myself and a friend yesterday morning because I had extra money from my casino winnings the night previous. My plan was to buy him a joke game to troll him with. I saw this and my immediate thought was "A FURRY GAME - PERFECT!" But then the music from the preview started playing, and I felt an overwhelming sense of chill, so I bought it for both of us. We spent the next 5 hours playing it nonstop. A couple of other friends got on, so I bought it for them too. The 4 of us spent 10 hours straight yesterday playing this game. If you like laid back games where you aren't required to do anything if you don't want to, this is the game for you. There are a lot of fish to catch and considering the regular updates this game gets I can only assume there will be many more to come. The fishing isn't over-complicated like in most "realistic" fishing games. Everything is simple. The graphics are simple, the music is simple and the tranquility you will feel when you play this game is simple too. I would recommend this to anybody. With that being said, I would still advise against joining a public multiplayer, as we did find many furries doing their "furry thing" if you catch my drift.

Gameplay: 10/10
Music: 10/10
Content: 10/10
Public Multiplayer: 7/10
Overall: 9.6/10
Publisert 6. januar.
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776.9 timer totalt (761.2 timer da anmeldelsen ble skrevet)
You will play and become encrusted within the community that is the very definition of toxic cancer. Have fun. I know you're going to play anyway.
Publisert 6. januar 2024.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
1 person syntes denne anmeldelsen var nyttig
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17.7 timer totalt (2.2 timer da anmeldelsen ble skrevet)
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I'm going to be fully transparent with this review. I played with 2 people. I still have not seen any videos on this game. It was recommended by my friend and I blindly bought it trusting his word. Let's get into this.

Gameplay:
The game is not fun to play. Not in the slightest. It's just stressful. You start with no ability to fight back against the monsters you will encounter in the buildings. This game forces you to lose from the beginning. Don't go into this thinking you'll "beat the game" because to put it simply: you won't. When you are killed by a monster, you barely ever know it's coming. You will die out of the blue and question how you died; most of the time without ever seeing the monster that supposedly killed you. Any upgrade/tool you are looking to purchase is basically pointless because you have to make so many runs to attain one and then only a couple of them do any damage, and the other ones are more "messing around" type upgrade/tools. Don't let your favorite youtuber convince you this game is fun. Don't waste your money.

Graphics:
You can call them "abstract" or "creative" all you want but it doesn't change the fact that the graphics in this game are trash. Absolute garbage. Playing in 2k resolution you can't even make out the words that are on the clipboard that is supposed to serve as the guide for the rules/mechanics of the game. It genuinely gives me a headache to look at. Everything is intentionally made blurry. The best way I can describe the graphics is like this; it's like a really REALLY bad attempt at recreating the effect from "Unrecord" but in a more cartoon-ish style game. It really really is just bad.

If you buy this game, do it only when it's on sale and still be prepared to be upset with your purchase. It's not fun. It's the same hysteria as when Among Us released and as we all see how that turned out I couldn't stress it enough that purchasing this game will be a complete and total waste of money. With graphics like this alone it should be free. Looks worse than native res ps1 games on a modern monitor. Imagine playing Rust at 10% resolution -- that's what this game looks like visually.

Don't buy this garbage.
Publisert 21. november 2023.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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13.4 timer totalt (7.4 timer da anmeldelsen ble skrevet)
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Bought the game and installed it and within 45 seconds of playing I'm eating my own freshly laid feces. 10/10
Publisert 5. mai 2023.
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2,295.5 timer totalt (1,044.7 timer da anmeldelsen ble skrevet)
pretty terrible and by terrible i mean great. Never been harder in my life. this game keeps the doctor away because i can fluently expel my testicular liquids with ease now.
Publisert 3. juni 2022.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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