Someone please help me if you’re familiar with ducks and duck antics. I'm away at college and I live in a dorm room on campus. There are lots of ducks around but there is this one duck that won’t leave me alone. I swear to god this duck is a psychopath. I don’t understand what it wants from me. Whenever I look out my door room window there's that duck taunting me. I decided I should maybe walk over to it and give it some food to see if we could get along but it wouldn’t eat it. Not only that but it wouldn’t even break eye contact with me. It was staring at me acting all smug as if it knew something about me that I didn’t even know. Last night I had a nightmare about the duck. I woke up with my heart beating out of my chest and I was covered in sweat. I looked out my window and there it was in the same spot staring right at me. I’m afraid to even go to sleep tonight. Please respond if you can help me figure out what this duck wants with me.

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