step-mechanic
Cringejamin   Congo, the Democratic Republic of the
 
 
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Vampire Knives from Terraria in its entirety. - Unlimited use - Lifesteal - 4 projectile daggers Any feedback given will be greatly ignored. Update 1.0 - Added. ------------------------------ Update 1.1 - Made the daggers use no Ammo or resources. --------
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President of the United States of Americus
:FredericNote::FredericNote: The sun was shining
A lovely day
My uncles took me
Outside to play
It got real toasty
My tongue real dry
I needed iced cream
Or I would fry
All they had was
Three big greens
Just enough for
Three iced creams
But Uncle noticed
A glistening flyer
A trip to Syria
Their one true desire

My two lovely uncles
They went away
On a trip to Syria
For a holy vacay
I have never seen them
With such big ole grins
Fulfilling all their dreams
Among Syrians

What's this? A letter? From the president of the United States of Americus? Oh no. My two lovely uncles... Killed by a drone strike... I never even got my iced cream

My two lovely uncles
They went away
They're both still inside me
Every day
How will I go on
Without their firm musk
Echoing through me
From dawn until dusk
I'll keep them alive
With my thoughts in my brain
I'll spread their sweet ashes
When I get their remains
I'll always remember
Your oceans of love
My two lovely uncles
Slain from above :FredericNote::FredericNote:

I'll always remember you, Uncle One and Uncle Fungus

We'll see you in your dreams. We love you :steamsalty:
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Woman of the year - 2023 17 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46am 
-Rep he supports trans-rights
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Yee haw 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am 
With ♥♥♥ drippin' from my lips I gasp one final word: "Bibbner". Bigner wipes the semen from my face and looks me in the eye, he looks at me softly and whispers: "It's all Penilenow". I weep one final tear and accept my fate. Bigner is love Dripner is life.
Great Mighty Poo 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am 
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