Romance. Intrigue. Domination. Control. Subservience. Clarity. Epiphany. Release. EUPHORIA. These words have nothing to do with this game in any way, whatsoever. You are a piece of bread (who is named "Bread", very creative name there). Get ready to join in one slice of bread's epic journey to become toast. Follow Bread as he does the impossible (getting in the toaster) against all odds! Bread will ride skateboards, fly a plate UFO thingy (MAGIC), want to be eaten, and more!
10/10 loaves of bread (ummm... I mean... "pieces of..." ummm... "toast")

Now for the way you can tell whether or not the game is good, how many puns can I pull off...

1) Bun Jovi
2)Clint YEASTwood
3)The United States government sucks, let me make it BREADer
4)Demi LovaTOAST
5)Breaking BREAD
6)I DOGHn't need this
7)sWHEAT jesus
8)MorDOGHr
9)atYEAST the puns are almost over
10)The final CORNBREAD-y pun
so there we go 10 bread puns, so a perfect score

Romance. Intrigue. Domination. Control. Subservience. Clarity. Epiphany. Release. EUPHORIA. These words have nothing to do with this game in any way, whatsoever. You are a piece of bread (who is named "Bread", very creative name there). Get ready to join in one slice of bread's epic journey to become toast. Follow Bread as he does the impossible (getting in the toaster) against all odds! Bread will ride skateboards, fly a plate UFO thingy (MAGIC), want to be eaten, and more! 10/10 loaves of bread (ummm... I mean... "pieces of..." ummm... "toast") Now for the way you can tell whether or not the game is good, how many puns can I pull off... 1) Bun Jovi 2)Clint YEASTwood 3)The United States government sucks, let me make it BREADer 4)Demi LovaTOAST 5)Breaking BREAD 6)I DOGHn't need this 7)sWHEAT jesus 8)MorDOGHr 9)atYEAST the puns are almost over 10)The final CORNBREAD-y pun so there we go 10 bread puns, so a perfect score