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Congratulations Helldivers, our invasion of the PSN network has contributed greatly to Super Earth. We have decimated the SONY forces and they are now retreating.

But do not get complacent, we know they will test our borders again and we must be ready to protect what is ours.

Stay Strong Helldivers.

Was so good at the game the NPC's rage quit and it uninstalled itself.

I did not recive this product for free, but it came with my graphics card. It's an entertaining game for what it is, I would not pay $40 for it. There are still game mechanics, like crafting that is not available yet. The core gameplay loop is, join game, try to figure out where to go, fight bad guys repeat. It feels like Deep Rock Galactic, but with even simpler missions and raytracing.

I have never seen a more dishonest developer. Every single time they say "No more updates" its a complete lie. They've been doing this constantly for ten years.

Dear EA
Please make Red Alert 4.

Imagine, if you will, No Mans Sky, except every world is one of 5 types, wild west, candy-land, forest, lava and desert. What you find on those worlds are all the same, "people" walking back and forth, some people have, what they generously call "quests" which consist of one of three things, 1 building a thing where they want you to, coloring a thing what color they want, or giving them some trash that might be on that world.

The controls suck, I doubt anyone played it on PC with a mouse and keyboard, if at all. Ten seconds is all it takes to realize how incredibly dumb the key binds are. The game looks like trash. Minecraft looks better and that was released 8 years ago and programmed in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ programming language made for industrial micro-controlers.

At the price point of $30 you would be better off buying any other sandbox game. This might be a good $10 if you are just buying a game and don't really care if you only play it once.

Worst of all, they released paid DLC, a single "play set" for $4. Even No Mans Sky didn't try to charge for DLC.

TLDR: Too expensive, Nothing to see, noting to do, annoying and broken controls and could be confused with a garbage game for the WII made in 2006

Resident Evil 7 is the best Silent Hill game sence Shattered Memories.

Bought the game because it looked good, they then preceded to ad a clunky anti cheat to single player, and create a 40$ expansion for this early access game.

While I still will not preorder or buy a "Hello Games" game on launch day. Because they *did* lie about what the game was, and the state at launch. I do appreciate the lengths they have gone through to attempt to make the game they said it was at launch.

Again, I would not have paid 60$ for this game at launch, and it's a shame that it took half a decade to make it to this point. Hello Games should never be trusted with their previews. But it *is* at that point now, so if you have not bought it, its not bad.

Visual Novels are known for their many endings, and people replaying to get all the endings. But this game goes a step farther, bending time, the universe and everything is a core mechanic. Learning from your choices, mistakes, and general plot to make different choices, and solve puzzles is a core mechanic.

The graphics are horrible, the animation is pretty much nonexistant in true visual novel tradition. Some of the lines are delivered awkwardly, and there are some weirdly placed blunt sexual talk.

I don't want to spoil it.