Alright guys here is my step by step tutorial on how to defeat anyone.

Step 1: You intimidate them: you go up to them face to face, and say; "I'ma hickle your pickle."

Step 2: Then you gotta stun em': you (with steel toes on of course) kick them in the shin as hard as you humanly can.

Step 3: After that you gotta hickle the pickle: kick them in the balls with the heel of your foot as hard as you can.

Finally they should be unconsious/on the ground crying. If not after all these and they are on something proceed to step 4.

Step 4: You gotta hickle that pickle again; except with the steel toes from before.

There you go.