"Hold a conversation? I can't even hold my nut for five minutes while watching anime." - Fergus

"Dodge me with that gay s h i t." - Emil

"My a s s hole is playing SCP: Containment Breach right now." - Fergus

"Dave's Magic Subs." - Emil

"It's like CPR but air" - Matt Thanos

"How bad can macaroni time be?" - Matt

"I woke up on a fresh Sunday morning to Penny squirting diarrhea on the floor in front of Nick's dad." - Fergus

"I'm dead in the bushes outside" - Matt

“There is no bathroom. Pee in my mouth.” - Connley

"I'm going to put dish cleaner in a bowl and start eating it with my hands." - Connley

"I am going to show up unannounced to your quinceañera in my Gorf onesie." - Matt

"Who? Who? Who? Sorry, I got turned into an olive for a sec." - Connley

"F u c k me with that s h i t." - Matt

"I almost just s h i t myself trying to poop." - Connley

"Oh my god, I'm an active shooter." - Connley

I never let
My guard go down
But you messed me up
When you came around
When the high wore off
Know you needed space
But I don't wanna wait
I don't wanna mistake

Few thousand miles, and an ocean away
But I see the sunrise, just like the other day
Picture your eyes as I fall asleep
Tell myself it's alright
As the tears roll by

Oh, oh, oh
I wish I could feel your face
Oh, oh, oh
I'm helpless when I'm oceans away

I never felt
A room so still
See the future coming
Hope it isn't real
I learned to fake a smile
As the time runs out
I don't wanna wait
Oh, I don't wanna mistake

Few thousand miles and an ocean away
But I see the sunrise, just like the other day
Picture your eyes as I fall asleep
Tell myself it's alright, as the tears roll by

Oh, oh, oh
I wish I could feel your face
Oh, oh, oh
I'm helpless when I'm oceans away
Oh, oh, oh
I wish I could feel your face
Oh, oh, oh
I'm helpless when I'm oceans away

Helpless when I'm oceans away
I'm helpless when I'm oceans away

Oh, oh, oh
I wish I could feel your face
Oh, oh, oh
I'm helpless when I'm oceans away

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