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Такова жизнь в Зоне

Pros
-Great Graphics
-Great Performance
-Great Gameplay and Driving Mechanics
-Decent Story

Cons
-unable to kill filthy ♥♥♥♥

New Vegas is kind of like that grimy prostitute that you see on the side of the road going through a seizure after overdosing on amphetamines. You pick her up cause she's cheap and you were looking for some action. She malfunctions a lot and so it's safe to get some mods to make the experience better. You jump into that dried out sinkhole of a vagina and suddenly have the greatest sexual experience of your life. Hours and hours of pure ecstasy keep you locked in. Then as with all hookers she crashes on you. So you better have a shot of adrenaline nearby to jump back in.

It's okay I guess