home of wizard evil incorporated

we're so EVIL that storm37000 gave us attention. impressive, huh.

don't mess with us PUNK or you'll REGRET it


upcoming evil tasks:
- Steal the moon
- Steal the Times Square Jumbotron
- Steal the mini Statue of Liberty in Las Vegas
- Steal the Pyramid of Giza (and replace it with a giant inflatable replica)


evil corporate sponsors:
god


evil tidbits you can do at home:
- Sit on the toilet
- Stuff something in the fridge that doesnt fit all the way, close the door knowing it will fall the moment its opened again and wait for someone else to open it
- Leave empty cereal boxes in the cabinets
- Not replace the toilet paper when it runs out
- Touch the thermostat


THE EVIL VEHICLE CONTAINING EVIL
https://i.imgur.com/Li1PPae.png