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Me (6:28:38 PM): What's up, this is (my name) from trig cIass
Her (6:30:02 PM): oh heyy!
Me (6:30:11 PM): Need any help with math?
Me (6:30:19 PM): Or anything else?
Her (6:30:54 PM): nah i get it now
Her (6:30:59 PM): thx to you
Me (6:31:20 PM): I do what I can.
Her (6:32:15 PM): haha
Me (6:32:26 PM): So, what's up?
Me (6:33:09 PM): How was your day?
Me (6:35:47 PM): Please respond.
Her (6:35:56 PM): it was good
Me (6:36:56 PM): Is your internet lagging?
Her (6:37:00 PM): for a sunday atl east
Me (6:37:02 PM): I can help you fix that.
Her (6:37:39 PM): no im just a lil busy atm
Me (6:37:50 PM): Oh, sorry.
Her (6:38:12 PM): lol nah its ok
Her (6:38:18 PM): nothing major
Me (6:38:26 PM): Oh.
Me (6:45:03 PM): Hey, well btw I passed my driving test today and I'm going to get a car this week
Her (6:45:13 PM): heyy i gtg
Me (6:45:14 PM): In case you ever need a ride somewhere.
Her (6:45:21 PM): nice talking to you
Me (6:45:23 PM): Oh.
Her (6:45:26 PM): bye
Me (6:45:34 PM): Well I'll see you 7th period tomorrow!
******* signed off at 6:45:36 PM
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tough
6 April, 2010 - correct shoe | 0 Comments

The Internet White Knight's inability to touch women and penchant for spending hours a day defending them online are eternally intertwined, much like the Yin and the Yang. “The last word” is an alien phrase to a white knight. He will argue until he is out of breath – not from talking, mind you, but from typing so furiously the Cheeto dust on his keyboard dislodges and aggravates his asthma – to defend the virtue of his fair Internet maiden. No argument goes unchecked. No criticism goes unscrutinized. If the web is his steed the white knight's sword is his penis, and every pissing match, no matter how small, is as important as a presidential election, the Super Bowl, and World War III combined.

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Love and Distance
28 March, 2010 - correct shoe | 0 Comments

To the Internet White Knight nothing is more enticing than the thought of a distressed female. If they remove the cause of the distress, they reason, they can then engage in sexual intercourse with the female in question. It doesn't matter if one party is in New York and the other is in California: The Internet White Knight firmly believes he could trip, fall 3,000 horizontal miles, and land ♥♥♥♥-first in a pile of chubby Internet ♥♥♥♥♥.

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<(*.*)> kirby 15 Apr, 2010 @ 4:35pm 
penis cakes?
nickwithtea 6 Apr, 2010 @ 5:48pm 
lol
spree 28 Aug, 2009 @ 9:33am 
The most stereotypical form of White Knighting is some basement-dwelling nerd on a popular social networking/camwhore site like Stickam, DevianTART or Facebook protecting some popular girl he has a crush on in order to possibly win her favor, and thus get her to ♥♥♥♥ him.
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