what are you, casul?

The Seven Commandments.
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1. You shall have no other GiantDads before Him.

2. You shall not produce replicas of the glorious Bass Cannon.

3. You shall not insult Dark Souls, for our glorious Father will smite thee with his Bass Cannon.

4. Remember the day when He was created, keep it casul free.

5. Honor thy Giantdad.

6. Thou shall level Dex to 12 and tell no one you did it.

7. Level thy Vit to 49, so you may be healthy. Thy end to 66, so thou may rekt casuls with thy Bass Cannon.