Mmmm... Waffle (Aka The Breakfeast Club) - destined to rule the world..(wide web)

Enjoying idiots on the world wide web? - this is the right place.

we are a group of "normal" peeps, who likes to play online, kick-ass, be fun and be annoying.

So, be a cool bean and join our games and show us what you are made of - who knows? you might join our cozy creepy clan.

L4D+2 - Zombies

Boomer: Not actually one of the infected, but an average, treacherous fat person (Dichael). Vomits on players to arouse spectating zombies so much that they can't help but get in on the action. Explodes in a mess of vomit and cheeseburgers, as all fat people do. Very anti-social. Also proof that Left 4 Dead isn't set in America, or about 70% of the infected would be boomers.

Hunter: Infected who were once meth heads who throughout the entire game try to sodomize Zoey. As with all pedos, they are unable to contain themselves with the thoughts of Bill's ass and are often heard making loud, obnoxious snarling sounds. Attacks players by leaping onto them and rapes them until they die.

Smoker: The smoker attacks by flinging its tongue up to about thirty meters, and using it to squeeze the life out of its victim. This tongue knows physics commonly seen in other Valve games, as it is able to penetrate the thickest and sturdiest doors. Let it also be known that the smoker produces a nasty green cloud. It reeks of death as one might imagine, but with a distinct hint of that refreshing flavor that comes only from the finest Camel cigarettes.

Tank: Entity thrown in by the game engine to ruin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything if the players are determined to be performing too well. Is able to magically turn cars, baggage carts, and any other large objects into balls of paper that can travel limitless distances with the swing of a fist. Laughs are generated if a fully-healed player is knocked off a roof in one hit. Extremely flammable, burning completely to death upon contact with the smallest spark.

Charger: Re-uses remixed zombie sounds from Half-Life 2 because VALVe can't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It charges the ♥♥♥♥ at you and blows you out of the way then continues to ass rape you by pinning you with his fappin' arm.

Spitter: A special infected meant to split your trolling team up, by spitting what used to be sperm but a chemical reaction turned all the sperm into a dangerous mass of acid. She just "spits" the ♥♥♥♥ out of you in attempts to separate the group. The Spitter will kill noob tactics such as corner camping and such. Expect much whining and lulz in the near future.

Jockey: To appease the number of sick ♥♥♥♥♥ out there, VALVe decided to include a zombie that not only looks like Josef Fritzl, but also will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rape your head.

Female Boomer: Just imagine Oprah as a white person and a zombie. The female Boomer is exactly like the male Boomer, except she's suppressed by the other special infected and is treated like their little zombie ♥♥♥♥♥. If you see her there is a rule: you need to yell INSTANT FAP! as loud as you can while pressing "C



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