Essence of Virtual Combat

Datablitz is going bic

So I walked around festi a couple of days ago. Wandered around like a ♥♥♥ I am.

And there it was.

A familiar icon burned into the corner of my eye; and no it's not the Datablitz icon. I saw a wrench of some sort. Suddenly a flashback starts with the face of Jesus (Gabe Newell) staring at me. In his eyes came Miguel Galang excreting his man juices on a card. I wondered "What the ♥♥♥♥ am I thinking about?". I wondered "Why Galang?". Let's break down the wall, gentlemen. With the hard lance of my ♥♥♥♥, I was drawn nearer to the post. There I saw the future of the world. A world where Credit Cards were no longer needed. A world where you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't have to ask me to buy you german porn on my CC.

I came....



In my brain
My mother stared at me like I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hooligan.
Didn't care
Got my phone and called Galang, told him how datablitz got ver bic.


TL;DR

So yeah, Steam Card now aleveleble in your friendly Datablitz stores.

♥♥♥♥ on, gentlemen.