Innocent until proven guilty

Why is the Penguin banned by the mighty XSL dictator, Tatsumatu? Well... Because he's an alleged hacker!

Alleged the keyword! It has not been proven.

Join this group if you believe Penguin should have the right to a fair trial to clear his name... And if you believe Penguin is a slut with fake boobs who has secretly slept with the hacker.

Best regards

The hacke... I mean, Penguin.

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Tatsumatu theme song

1 January, 2012 - Miss Grapefruit | 0 Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM

Farewell beloved leader. You left us at roughly the same time another Great leader, Kim Jong-Il, joined the heavens.

Our battles have been of epic proportions and I am saddened to see you go. You didn't deserve to be replaced by a fat, old, weed selling- and smoking drugged up flying Dutchman, but what can you do? Such is life.

We'll miss you, comrade (*whispers* No we won't)!

P.S. I won. I am unbanned. And my propaganda was successful. I think I am a special one.

See you in court!

25 November, 2011 - Miss Grapefruit | 3 Comments

The Great Leader Of The XSL®, the real xsl, - the one Tatsumatu built by himself with his bare hands - has apparently chosen to contact law firms about the possible copy theft by GM.

Tatsumatu's serious and eloquent (gee, whatta shock!) announcement explains that "everything is slowly coming out of my [Tatsumatu's] hands being left the UK government to solve" - warning his opponents of the destructive power he holds.

The question is ... Does Tatsumatu really have the UK government working for him? We know that he is amazing and utterly spectacular in everything he does (this includes sitting on the loo, too), but is it truly possible? Our investigators say it is!

According to our highly reliable sources, The Great Leader® has close connections with her Royal Majesty, Queen Reptile of David Icke, who has a notorious reputation for putting her royal fist into the anus of the justice system way too often. Our investigators have found that a new law reform in the UK allows the government to run law suits on behalf of jobless tilers - Tatsumatu fitting the bill.

While our sources are reliable, they are also undisclosed in order to protect them from the UK government. If any brilliant lawyers wanna take a stance against the machine, contact us at:
http://steamproxy.com/groups/ictxsl

So what do you think, folks? Does the UK government really bend over in cases where Tatsumatu and his ilk are involved? And what do you think about Tatsumatu being mucho culohurt over the rebellious community?