All is UMP-45

The firing of the UMP-45 sounds like a demon's last roar.
Spraying the UMP-45 makes you feel like a boar.
Let the UMP take control and through the sky you will soar.
For when the UMP hits, armor is tore.

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UMP-45 STAT TRAK CORPORAL MW GIVEAWAY :)

30 December, 2014 - donia <3<3 | 14 Comments

how much UMPS can you fit into UMP-45 and this 1 COUNTS?

stat trak ump corporal mw

this is long ump which has been used to ump for soooo long. its prestigious.
GIVEAWAY ENDS 45 MINUTES AFTER NEW YEAR! :)

rules and how to enter:
1. you invite all friends to Organization UMP-45. defriend + block + -rep + report those who don't join, unless they are afk and did not have the oppurtunity to join. I will check if your friends join, do not lie or prepare for a massive UMPing.
2. post comment here, DO NOT POST MORE THAN 1 COMMENT, SPAMMING WILL RESULT IN kick/ban AND massive UMPing

i will use random number generator and the # comment it picks will win. if there is a 45th comment i will give you something VERY VERY special

so invite all your friends!!!

have lot of fun!11!11!11!11!11!!11

EDIT: StrafeinBacon is winner, added you to send prize! :)

big BIg giveaway/Contest!! how 2 get UMP-45 | Carbon Fiber FACTORY NEW with SPECIAL NAMETAG!!!11

30 December, 2014 - you know her ass phat | 2 Comments

NOTICE: UMP-45 CARBON FIBER HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO FACTORY NEW!!!

ALSO: NEW RULES CHECK THEM OUT!
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UMP-45 | Carbon Fiber Factory New could be in your hands!!!!

Super duper special ump with nametag!! "Hail the UMP-45"

!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!!!!

To win:

Play and finish a competitive match (any map; must be a win) with an UMP-45 and an UMP-45 ONLY!!!
MAKE SURE YOUR [UMPed] GROUP TAG IS ON WHEN PLAYING!
You must be top of your team's leaderboard by the end of the game!
Take a screenshot of the ending scoreboard and upload it to Steam!
Copy/paste the link in a comment below! 1 entry = 1 comment!
Download the match demo and paste the link into the comment below your screenshot link! If this isn't visible then the comment will be excluded!

More games won and more screenshots in comments posted = more entries!
Be sure to post the screenshots separately!

Only screenshots uploaded after 12/30/2014 will be counted!

Do not cheat! If you are caught cheating you will be sent into the sex dungeon of the UMP-45 demon! He has a big UMP-45 cock!

This contest ends on 1/19/2015!!! This gives you enough time to cram those UMP-45 KILLS!!!!!!!!

Good luck!