You suck at CSGO Twig

This is a stem group decaded to stopping the international game cheater twig, Since 2005 twig has been hacking his way through every game hes ever played and has not been stopped untill now.

But a little back story. Twig also known informally as Satan, was born in Cheese land to home of a football team called the packers, a group of elite guardsman sworn to protect the antichrist. He was born an only child to a pack of wild dogs. His parents thinking he was a skrub, sent him to an orphanage and was later adopted by a man who and his husband who ran a Gay bar called the ♥♥♥♥ packer. Twig grew up as a gay stripper to making money for his first computer, this is where he earned his nickname Twig, because of the size of his penis.

After scrounging up enough money for a computer he bought one along with a copy of Red Orchestra 2. He then spent the next two weeks of his life playing on bridges of Druzhina for 10 hours a day. But it wasn't good enough for him, he decided to get an edge and he soon contacted the Illuminati and recieved his first collection of hacks personally delievered by Bill Mays himself, leader of the Illuminati. But don't be decieve by Twig's slow loading time, this is him loading his hacks up at the same time as switching maps. But in 2009 when bill mays died twig had nowhere to go, and the only hack he had was for the Mosin rifleman class, which he cheated his way through every public game before he was arrested by the CIA in 2011. The CIA failed to convict him because the Illuminati used their mind control and acutally arrested the CIA instead. Twig then became leader of the CIA replacing the entire agency with himself.

He then staged a coup in Africa and lead to the end of the Sudan civil war... But for what benefit you might ask? More hacks, fields of hacks, all over South Sudan, the locals didn't know what it was they thought I was nothing but only twig saw the twisted potential for it. With new leader Kim jong un coming to power he decided to share his hacks with North Korea to destroy America *Gasp!*.

But the worst part of all... he hates puppies....

But with a monthly donation of 100 easy payments of 0.99 you can stop twig from letting North Korea kill puppies and Africa child soldiers you can also show your support all over steam by posting this on your wall. And do hashtag #StopTwig on twitter and if you have myspace, hang yourself.

| I STAND AGAINST TWIG, STOP TWIG! |