♥♥♥♥ Pirates and Ninjas. The Vikings are here!!!!!

-Vikings are bulletproof.
-Vikings can survive without oxygen in the depths of space.
-The only way to kill a Viking is with another Viking.
-Vikings are built extremely solid. So solid in fact, that they have their own gravitational field, and objects can orbit around them.
-It is possible for Vikings to reproduce via mitosis, but rarely do so since they like raping stuff.
-Vikings don't only pillage things! They also sack, loot, and raze things!
-Anytime, historically, that a Viking has 'died' in battle, is false. The Viking in question was simply being a good sport, and wanted to go party it up in Valhalla anyways.
-Jesus wishes he got into Valhalla, but he didn't.
-Vikings can tap dance MUCH better than you. Challenging one to a tap dance competition will result in a huge amount of embarrassment on your end.


-The reason no mythological creatures exist today is because the Vikings already killed them all.
-The pantheon of Viking gods are rad dudes. They're up for a partying every single day, and ALWAYS bring their own booze.
-All Vikings think Viking Metal is amazing.
-Thankfully, Vikings aren't fond of rubbing condiments on pine cones for enjoyment. That would just be odd.
-Even a paraplegic Viking could kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of you.
-It's a known fact that Vikings like to burn things. Why? Because it looks cool.
-Vikings aren't biodegradable.
-Vikings invented the Electric Guitar hundreds upon hundreds of years before the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the 1900s did. By default, they also discovered electricity by building static electricity in their beards.
-Vikings and Conquistadors are nearly an even match, but they usually just go pillage and loot things together and get drunk.
-And most importantly: Vikings can beat the living piss out of Pirates and Ninjas... At the same time!

VALHALLA!!!!!!!!!