BLMJK

Let's break down our team composition.
First up, DBK. With an estimated 317 CS IQ, every single T side execute works without fail. All info is accurate 109% of the time. Most other IGLs do not come within these numbers.

Quagmire Boblox Cucke: With a strong desire to giggity the enemy team's gashmoygity, many enemies will simply flee and drop their weapons when the QBC entries with an m249 even thought it cannot kill with headshots.

jmcX: Umm, where the heck is he? He was supposed to- *Headshot sound effect* *zooms in on jmcX 1000m away gawking at his awp asiimov and rizzing la doinky.* Oh.. there he is.

Chad Binderstack, not much is known about this fellow, but when he is able to be observed, he frequently is seen chowing down an entire pizza pie and putting the team on his back.

La Cheezer: Can this guy get off the friggin mic? 2 sips of jager and your ears are overloaded with slurs and salt. At least top frags every third game.. overspending ahh n gga cant put the credit card down when he sees a skin he likes