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GabeN: "The Steam will bring about the PC master race. Master! Master! One able to survive, or even thrive, in the wasteland. As long as there are differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other. We need one race. Race! Race! One goal. Goal! Goal! One Steamcommunity... to move forward to our destiny. Destiny."

Naive gamer: "But why PC gaming?"

GabeN: "Of course, PC gamers are best equipped to deal with the world today. Who else? The mobile casuals? Please. Console peasants? They brought the doom of console exclusives to us all. This will be the age of PC gamers! PC gamers."

Naive gamer: "..."

GabeN: "So what shall it be? Do you join the Steam, or do you ragequit here? Join! Rage! Join! Quit!"

Naive gamer: "But what about VR????!!!!!!1111oneOneEleven"

GabeN uses banhammerz on Naive gamer, it's super effective! Naive gamer has been banned from Steam.

Naive gamer joins the dark side known as Origin and is now under the shady influence of Evil Arts.

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