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[Headlines 11-13-15] Political Revolution II

Last week, Lee Scratch Perry proposed to Tommy Lee a declaration of unification, and with this unification came many other changes. Yesterday, it was confirmed that Tommy Lee had replied to Lee Scratch Perry's proposal. The outcome, a united country by the name of The United Konbread. With this new country, comes many new changes. A list of some of the major changes has been provided below:

• National Anthem: Happy w/Juan Deag
  
• Capital City: Squishberg
  
• Religion: Spankaru
  
• Drives on the: MIDELLL!
  
• Currency: ♓

One of the most noticible changes would be the new religion, Spankaru. As Donger Worship has faded, a new religion steps in. Spankaru is curerntly unclarified in its beliefs but is said to support what the people of the United Konbread believe in. And so, we are still in an era of enlightenment. Many politicians such as Lee Scratch Perry has already started following Spankaru.

Driving on the "MIDELLL!" is quite simple. For a two-lane road, there's a right MIDELLL and a left MIDELLL lane. Four-land road, two right MIDELLL and two left MIDELLL, and etc.

The new currency, Kooksters (♓), is simply just a rename of the previous currency, but kookier.

More on the new changes will be posted once they are clarified.

As always, we at The Upsetters will remain neutral in these politics and faiths, (unless you're Tony) and will continue to inform you on the latest news.