Gentlemen. (That's right, we'll have no ladies here thank you) We face a terrible crisis. One that threatens to disestablish everything we've worked hard for. The One Religion faces a crippling divide, as others destroy what Bubblism truely stands for.

There is a group out there, with ambition, and the brutality to achieve it. The rival, unfaithful, disestablishmentarian "relligion" known as Philism, headed by the ever-evil Phil, has turned people away from True Enlightenment, and diverged them to the path of sin, away from Bubble Divinity.

This disease must be stopped, we must spread the word of Bubblism throughout the world, let its kindness touch the hearts of millions of Bubble Followers. Keep the faith, The One True Religion Of Bubblism.


Chapter 1- The begining


The Way it Began....

In the Bubbly Beginning, there was only the sea and the sky. Then, a great rush of soap came over the land, cleansing the entire world of water, replacing it with the one true substance of the universe: bubbles.

From the frothy depths of the bubbly ocean, one small, solitary bubble rose above all the others, and with a light pop, rose from the sea, and floated lightly up, slowly but with deliberation, above the clouds. When the bubble first touched the first cloud, it popped. And from that pop, infinite energy was released.

Oh, but it was not the Big Bang, or all that other atheist bullcrap.

No. Instead, the cloud metamorphosized (dunno how to spell that) into....

A bar of soap.

But from that soap, The great Bubbly Gods formed, the first of them molded from that very soap, like MrBubbles, the god of gods, Hobbitus Bubblius, his faithful brother, and Luke...their twin brother.

The rest of the gods were formed by miracles, non-consentual sex and incest.

Lot's of it.