YOUS GOTSTA SAVE DA LAST TE'NAQUA

The last Te'naqua must be saved at all costs. Many say we could always name someone else Tenaqua. But we CAN'T. This enchanted name can only be passed on by witchdoctors expeirenced in traditional African animism practices and voodoo. And as you could guess most of those became crackdealers after the CIA gave us crack in the 1980s. And as you could also guess most of those witchdoctors turned crackdealers were killed in drive-bys, gang shootouts, while resisting arrest, and by overdoses. We band together in the spirit of the orginal African tribes and play these games in union. Through our play, we shall reconnect with the spirit of the soul of Africa, and a witchdoctor will rise from our ranks to glory. This witchdoctor shall forever spread the name of Te'naqua from this point forward, and our culture will rise once again to reunite Africa.

I could have not wasted my time and explained that in simpler terms: All da Te'naquas gunna die unlezz somez craka in dis heeas group unlocks his inner witchdoctorz spirit and names some other fool Te'naqua. And foo sum reazin wez gotsto playz some gamez to get dis stuffz happinin. And no craka we can't just name someone Te'naqua. BE YOUZ JUST IGNANT?