TEAM LARS 2011-12, WE THE BEST GHETTO RATS ♥♥♥♥♥

Team Lars Feats of Strength
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- Defenders of the Championship title of The Highest Number Game
- Pretty good at Hearts and other card games
- Beasts at Tiny Wings
- Mike Palazzo is good at pong, but he lacks skills in rock, paper, scissors.
- Mike Palazzo is also pretty terrible at Words with Friends.

The picture above was taken April 4th, 2010. It displays Lars Hanson, and his cat/ninja/cougar/platypus-like reflexes, blocking a kick in the 2010 Hanson UFC League where he faced off against his long-time rival, Clayton Chesney. Immediately after this transpired, Lars countered with his signature move, the "Get a towel, get a towel! I'm ejaculating!" This is when someone sends a swift, two-toed kick directly into the opponent's right testicle. Hanson followed up with his other signature move, the "Stuff-Everything-Into-Your-Sliced-Pears-Can jab." This move is very difficult to execute, but Lars performed it perfectly. Lars won.