I pity the fool who goes out tryin' a' take over da world, then runs home cryin' to his momma!

Yes. The stories are true. Valve has tried to cut us out but we won't have it. We know the truth, we didn't have any unfair advantage. We are men of honor. We are simply some of the best players out there. Valve cannot accept that greatness like this can be achieved through skill alone.


Valve could only see the records of us as individuals. Steam does not capture data that describes the fearful symmetry of our combined actions. Cooperation is our weapon and failure is our enemy. We lurk in the chat rooms, social engineering server passwords. We are everywhere and nowhere.


Valve, this is our battle cry. We will snipe you from every tower you walk past, we will detonate stickies over every doorway you pass through. We will give aid to your enemies and build teleporters in your bases. We will set you on fire and bury axes in your back. We will keep our chainguns spinning and we will absorb all of your fury and deal it back at you a thousand-fold. We will rocket-jump through your windows and when you run from us we will pummel you with baseballs and bats. We will come to understand you and in so doing we will become you. We are your best friend who will stab you as you are about to go uber. There is no point that we cannot capture, no flag that we cannot defend. When we spawn, we spawn together. We are many. We are one. We are THE AAA TEAM.


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