We're anything but

I know there are a million (ok, more like hundreds of thousands but let me indulge) different game review web shows and sites out there to pick from, but we are going to review these games with our own twist. Now I say twist, because for years I have seen reviews like G4, IGN, and Game Informer but their reviews always left me asking questions about the game. “Yea it got 4 stars but Should I buy it? Is it worth the sixty-five dollars I was going to spend? Should I wait for it to drop in price?” Now of course the final decision is yours, but we hope to help you decide and tell you definitively in our opinion if it is worth buying, waiting for a price drop, just renting, or maybe neither.
Our reviews will consist of five parts (maybe more if we decide to go on a rant).
• One – will be an introduction about what game we are reviewing, some history about the game, and the main summary of what the game is about.
• Two - The Good, in this section we will obviously tell you all the things that are good with the game, storytelling, graphics, gameplay, whatever catches our attention and is done well.
• Three – this will be the section where we get angry letters; this will be all the bad things about the game, whether it is glitches, gameplay mechanics, storytelling, repetitiveness, or just all around suckage.
• Four – we know some of you play games and there is a “Why the flying catfishes uncle is that in this game for?” (I know what you want to ask, and yes you CAN use that from now on) moment. So in this section we will talk about all the weird things that we encounter while playing through the game. Now by “weird”, we don’t mean it was bad, just we don’t necessarily understand why it had to be in the game, or why something wasn’t in a game that makes it weird. Imagine call of duty with no iron sights, weird right? Remember the Metal Gear Solid 3 Ape Escape sneak mission? Weird, but fun. These are the things that might be a good thing for the game or bad but well tell you about them and let you decide. (see what I mean about rants)
• Five – Closing, now if my English teachers beat anything into me in school it was write a good closing paragraph, and that’s what this section is, we relook and the major goods, bads, and weirds, and we tell you whether or not we would spend our money on it in form of a rating of;
Buy/Try it (Diamond), Borrow it (Gold), Wait for a Sale (Silver), Only as a Gift (Bronze), and Avoid it (...well nothing its a bad game!).

Before I go the most exciting thing for me about this is that we want to be connected with the fans and people reading the reviews, so if the fans have questions we are going to post an email address to send us requests for the next review, questions remarks and comments too and we will make sure to answer every single one, now we have college and lives, so we may not respond right away, but we will respond. We hope once we start growing to actually make video reviews but that won’t be till sometime in the future so stick with us and check us out soon for our first review!