IF YOU WANT TO DIE, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

The Six Causes of Suicide
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1. Self Harm (R.I.P Julian Sherlock, you and your knives)

2. Substance Abuse (R.I.P Abbas Bos, 420ing that cocoa too hard)

3. Torture (Hmmmm BDSM and some good bondage) (R.I.P Jayson Punt + his lover Thando Rani 1969-2015)

4. Depression (R.I.P Fraser McCallum ik ur failure at getting the ♥♥♥♥♥ m8 but you didn't have to do this...)

5. Something That Rhymes With Grape (Its Drape JK) (R.I.P Wei Jie Wong as he was brutally assaulted by 69 chicks at once and their ♥♥♥♥♥ juice was just too much to handle for one man and he died after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on every single one of their 10/10 bodies- what a graceful, tragic death...)

6. Anxiety (R.I.P Andrew Gray his attempts at being a real life Mr.Grey was unsuccessful as he suffered from a heart attack after showing Anna Horan his "Man Cave" and her reaction was just too much to handle

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