Slabs cannot escape their nature and Things will eat their own.

Note: In order to move up in the Slab Hierarchy, you will need to have accomplished something of great slabitude. Talk to me if you believe you are worthy to be promoted to a Slab Noble or some other rank. If you have proven yourself to be an exceptional slab (anything besides Plebian), you shall be promoted in the group.

The Slabatar (The Chosen Slab) ~ ???
Ultra-Slab ~ Robert
Slab ScumlordOn Probation ~ Dylan M
Slab Colonel ~ Tom
Pootis Slab ~ Jake
Slab Plebians ~ Everyone else

Things (Honorary Slabs)
Joseph Stalin riding (x)
Fapfeck

Hit List

Ever since the closing down of our low grav trad server, the targets with ? next to their name are presumed missing, and may never be found again. Additional note, all squeakers are automatic targets for the hitlist.
xxBadAss_Broxx[]
Pumkinhead[?]
CHRIS[?]
Procrastinator JT4797[?]
1001101 1000010[?]
Linoone[?]
dr.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[?]