Red sus . Red suuuus. I said red , sus , hahahahaha . Why arent you laughing ? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us "! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting ! Guys , this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes ! Lets beat him to death ! Dead body reported ! Skip ! Skip ! Vote blue ! Blue was not an impostor . Among us in a nutshell hahahaha . What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off ? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING ??!!! Bruh . Ya hear that? Wooooooosh . Whats woooosh ? Oh , nothing . Just the sound of a joke flying over your head . Whats that? You think im annoying ? Kinda sus , bro . Hahahaha ! Anyway , yea , gotta go do tasks . Hahahaha !

hey guys.... so um.... i will just keep the story as short as possible: on tuesday i was "apprehended" but luckily that only lasted a few hours..... the bad news is that my parole officer paid me a surprise visit that night (a week off his normal monthly visit when he normally brings me a baked dessert and this month i was especially good so he was going to bring me a yule log) and he found me using the internet when i shouldnt be. so long story short i am staying at my grandpappys house rn in order to be able to use wifi and type this (and he doesnt even know because hes both blind and deaf lol) so im not sure how long this will last or how long until things are back to normal. but tbh IDEGAF I WANTED THAT YULE LOG AND NOW IM NOT GOING TO GET IT 😡 damn he really wants me back in that mental hospital ♥♥♥♥♥♥ give me da yule log or im going back!! 😠

''Johnny Johnny Yes Papa" is a scathing critique of so called "left wing" liberalism. The boy known as "Johnny" is an allegory for the bourgeoisie class while "Papa" represents liberals who claim to be watchdogs over the capitalist class. As Johnny steals the sugar, an obvious metaphor for the stolen value of labor (think wages or profit), he simply hides it behind his back. It is exceedingly obvious that it was there but Papa turns a blind eye. However, for the purposes of creating a fake sense that Papa is trying, he asks "telling lies?" This is representative of how liberals through rhetoric pretend to curtail the excesses of the capitalist class to pander to working class voters while in reality they let the capitalists get away with it. When Papa asks Johnny to "Open mouth" it does seem that he is trying to catch Johnny in the act. However, seeing how quickly sugar dissolves, telling Johnny to open his mouth does nothing to catch him. Papa knows this. This represents how liberals' regulations do nothing to address the inherent contradictions in capitalism. The video also addresses BJP and Congress' supposed antagonism. The media portrays them as mortal enemies who continually fight each other. In reality, in many issues such support to Ambanis and the division between religious groups and castes which has torn apart communities, they agree. Outside of the view of voters, they mingle and laugh with each other as friends. Similarly, Johnny and Papa dance with each other as they sing "do do doo doo do doo do" and "la la la la la." Finally, Johnny laughs, "Ha ha ha" as he gets away with it. The capitalists similarly laugh in their yacht parties as they get away with extracting profit from the most vulnerable.

all of you "goth" or "emo” girls on here are all posers. literally. all of you. unless you did the time and got harassed in elementary/middle/high school, (and i'm not talking about ur in high school right now and it just became the cool thing to do to dress goth/punk, ♥♥♥♥ y'all) but i've literally been this way my WHOLE life and tagging me in the whole "goth girl 2k17" memes is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb bc i've had the same style since birth?? i've had black hair and bangs when i was 10???? ur "goth queen" was dressing like a prep all but 2 years ago.... yikes ??? people have literally been beaten the ♥♥♥♥ out of and MURDERED for my type of style but now it's the "in" style?? nah ♥♥♥♥ that, i know ur favorite band is MCR :|

hi my name is jaxon im 9 years old and this is why despacito is the best song ever made despacito is epic because it is in spanish but i dont like spanish because sometimes my classmate rodriguez calls me "puta" and then all his friends laugh and i dont know what it means but despacito is still epic because in the video theres this girl and when i see her my peepee gets a little hard and i dont know why i told my friends about despacito and they called me gay and said that despacito is bad so i called them stupid democrats (i learned that word from my dad) anyways thats why despacito is epic