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Here we have the winners with the our ranking and comment on the joke.

*Note* These games are either US or RoW so if you're not from one of those regions you may wish to keep the game for trading/selling as you may not be able to play it in your region.

1) GTA V

Wobble™ Mar 9 @ 1:19pm
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

9 - heard this a long time ago but forgot like it!

2) Dying Light

br4t Mar 5 @ 1:38am
What do you call a pig who is quick and curious. "Fast and Curious".

9 - love this one because it's so stupid

3) Evolve
Red Cannabis Mar 5 @ 8:44pm
A poor man sees a beautiful woman with perfect breasts, jump on a bus. Runs up to her and asks:
- For $ 50.00 let me bite your breasts?
The woman replied:
- Are you crazy ?!
He comes around the block, reaches the street corner before her and insists:
- For $ 500,00 let me bite your breasts?
The woman replies to him:
- Look, citizen, do not get me wrong, but I'm not that kind of woman.
He goes around the other block, reaches the street corner before it again and makes you ask:
- For $ 5,000.00 let me bite your breasts?
The woman thinks for a moment and replied:
- $ 5,000.00 ?! All right, but let there in the corner.
She opens her blouse, put her breasts out and releases them to the guy. He kisses, smooth, runs his hands, slope the head, kissing again, and so on, but nothing to bite, until the woman loses patience and tells you:
- You will not bite?
the guy:
- No! It's too expensive!

8 - made me laugh out when I translated it

4) Payday 2 (3 Winners)

Vancouver Mar 5 @ 9:34pm
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
8 - like it

Dark Mar 9 @ 7:38am
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

8 - heard before but still funny

Uardad Mar 5 @ 5:35am
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them. ( ?° ?? ?°)

8 like this one kinda sick

Runners Up) Sins of a Dark Age

Edd - 4½ Frames Mar 4 @ 9:20pm
''A Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

8 - one of my favorites irl

Jessica Mar 5 @ 6:04am
On my sister's graduation day, one kid threw his cap too early. My dad turned around to me and said:"I guess he had a Premature Ecapuation."

8 - awful but like it

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥* Mar 8 @ 5:22pm
Old man Oscar is 96 years old so he know his time is short. He takes some cash out of the bank and decides to have one last big fling. He goes out to a Show, goes for a great dinner, and since he has some money left he swings by the old brothel. He picks a lady and goes upstairs and has his fun. About 5 to 7 days later his pecker starts to drip so he figures he got the clap and goes to the Doc. Doc sits him down after the exam and asks if he knows who the lady was. "Of course" he says. Doc asks "do you know where she lives?" "Sure I do." says Oscar. Doc says "Well you better hurry back over there because you're starting to ♥♥♥!"

8 - so bad but I laughed

THE WORST JOKE!!! (Prize: South Park Stick of Truth)

Brynite Mar 8 @ 5:11pm
What did the Ocean Say to the other Ocean... Sea!ya later

1 - just fu**ing awful.

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