Sam isn't a bandit, he's a hero.

Today I bring my attention to a "Sam" whos actions have stunned the local media and have brightend the lives of many. The accused actions sam has commited can be proven true by these 100 links because you can never have enough proof of this man being amazing. The press demands immediate action be taken to this prodigious man whos given his life for even is own friends for their self satisfaction and I for one agree! Long live sam!

With the proof I have gathered here today we can conclude this case with convenience that "Sam" is indeed a not dirty ditching bandit. He is set to be given his own day in the up coming feudal age. Jury adjourned.