Today I am coming to grips with myself

I have decided that after more than 2 decades, I am realizing my true inner desires. I like ♥♥♥♥♥, but everyone already knows that. I like... other people's ♥♥♥♥♥. I call myself a manwhore not to be sexist, but to communicate my stance succinctly, for I also like chicks who possess ♥♥♥♥♥. Obviously, I'm using "possess" in the sense of "have".

Anyways, I hope (know?) that this was not a shock to anyone. I will continue to be friends with all of you (even the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ones), but know that if I seem to be daydreaming, I'm probably thinking about munching ♥♥♥♥.