You must say the following line without copy pasting, with exact spelling accuracy, after which you will be dubbed a member of the retarf gang.

"I hereby declare, that I will play an Office competetive match in CSGO at least once a week (only when asked), be a total dumbass with the limit being your judgement and that of others around you, and be a non-toxic and respectful individual to other people and especially retarfs. And most importantly, enjoy your online experience."

-retarf founder,
Noah