Tierd of Being called a "gamer" ?!?!?!

well listen here, join this group full of bronies, poor shaves, and living in your mother's basement in order to not have to pay your electricity bill. video games are at the top of list of your priorities and getting a girlfriend is last. but wait, your father wants you to start doing work in order to pay your weigh you tell him "I shall help thee in mowing thy lawn." after i speak to my friends. fastforward 5 hours later your dad wonders where you went, but you had left for a WOW competition at your "friends" house. it turns out that he was 13 and his mother called the cops on you. 3 hours later your in jail. wishing you left tf2 running for drops.