Welcome to the Watermelon Church.

(WARNING: THIS IS NOT A REAL RELIGION) Welcome to the newly reformed Catholic Church. Ever since I have been chosen to be the new Pope, I have changed Catholicism for the better. Now instead of worshipping false gods, we worship Phantom Freddy and his holy helpers. Join now or be considered a heretic and die along the other heretics when we unleash our holy crusade with our newly founded, Holy Holy Roman Empire.