No One Wants to Fight People With Weapons!

235 years ago today, a group of individuals got together and in one document and in one voice stood tall and shouted "Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, King George, this is America!" From that great moment sprang a new nation that tossed aside the old guard and established a new level of bad assery. Had their been bad asses before America? Yes, but America was built on the principle that all men could be equally bad ass, not just the priviliged few. With nation filled to the rim with bad asses, there was no limit to what our country could do. They needed a way to traverse this great country, so they built a big ass railroad all the way through it. They saw the isthmus of Panama and said, "♥♥♥♥ it, I'm not going all the way around." They looked it up at the sky, saw the moon and said, "You know what would make it even better? A ♥♥♥♥♥♥' American Flag!"

Today, we celebrate the patriots like Paul Revere who rode his horse through a British camp, firing his pistols and ringing his bells, to warn the British that they were about to eat it hard, and the patriots we see every day, baking our bread, protecting our streets and building the great nation we know today. It wasn't just a handful of people that made America great, it's the wealth of bad ass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throughout the land that made us great.

Well, my fellow bad ass Americans, what are you waiting for? Today is the day celebrate and let everyone from Tokyo to Timbuktu know who the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' boss is.

And whenever you're ready for round 3, England, you know where to find us.