Welcome to the greatest steam group in the world. We trade in a rare currency only used in Azerbaijan and French Polynesia, called the "Arshiaak" which roughly translates to "lion pubes". Don't consider joining the group unless you are willing to donate blood to the AIDS foundation, and have at least 12 matresses in your house. Of course, we make a special exemption for blacks, jews, people born before 1960, and members of the LGBT community, as we don't want to appear as fascists. A mandatory requirement for all members, however, is to have fought both with and against ISIS for more than 3 years, and to have the level 2 Kellogs swimming badge.