Panda's Glorious Stache

We live for Panda's Stache, We fight for Panda's Stache, and we love for Panda's Stache. If Dan is Panda then Panda is Love. This man knows how to do everything from being a firefighter to being a pro baseball player while he works for the CIA. His IQ is 211 which is 1 higher than Kim Ung-Yong. He a world champion at chess and surgeon for breast. And it just so happens that he play Counter Strike as well. He's the man that inspired s1mple to get #1 on hltv 3 times. So you tell me is PANDA great or what? His Stache sure as hell is. One time Mike Tyson tried to punch his face and his stache broke his hand. Ron Burgundy only has a great stache because he asked Panda for tips. Well I can go one forever about how great this man/god is but my fingers will burn form all the praising and typing.