Hello and Welcome Believers

Are you scared of an dark omen causing people to grow tired, move away from playing good things, leaving them chats early and most of all, share private information?

Well if you do, you stepped into a right place son. Cause this is revolution.

An revolution against a myth of Australlian Boy called Adrian El Pantalones who back in the 20s was believed to be just an normal kid. They were wrong. As time grew, Pantalones started to spread an plague, but not an any regular plague. An Toe Plague

Any person infected by the plague would suddenlly feel very tired, they would fall asleep even on floor and start to compare their size to rabbit toes in their dreams out loud. They would describe that their regular size would be about the size of rabbits toe and would feel urge to sniff them with full force of their nostrills. Within few weeks, victims of plague would look up to imagined rabbit as god / goddess and be completlly obsessed with it, talking about it non stop and would kill anyone who would disobey their believes.

More dangerous side effects of plague would been obsession to big, white letter "G" on blue background, believing that this symbol would lead them to their safe haven called "Flat Grass". Person in that stage of plague would feel odd in any other place they are located in and would never feel satifsfied describing to feel like everything is freezing and they cannot move again.
Once in frozen state, there is no way to help plague victim other than making their head pop-off.

There is many more symptoms of disease such as believing that blue fabric pants would give luck, or sacrificing crows to Pantalones.

But do not worry friend cause in this place, El Pantalones cannot reach you and infect you with his plague.

Join our cult against Adrian El Pantalones and help us defeat the harmfull omen and save his many victims.

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It finally happend

18 October, 2019 - Smiley | 5 Comments

The one and only, main and true worshipper of El Pantalones- ShadowGaster or Lasher or Smokey The Toast Bears Brother whatever the ♥♥♥♥ his name is has finally came out of the closet of trying to act like one of us, which ofcourse as predicted by me, we were wrong.

Today ShadowGaster had claim that "He will be cleaning his friends list and add back people that he still talks to" which obviouslly we thought would count us as we spoke to him few days ago. However something suspecious caught my eye as he mentioned possibillity of him saying "i might not add some people back".

First of all you may think: why not?

But then there comes an second part.

Why would SmokeyTheBears Brother unfriend all people he knew from his friends list instead of people that did not talk to him?

Realization stroke me harder than El Pantalones pants stench as i realized that this is his plans of unfriending me, Acture and possiblly KTGG himself.
Now there is an explanation to this as troughout the years of being friend with Lasher its been noted that he is and i title:

An Hypocrite, Unmature invidual and Mickey Mouse Lover, yes thats right he admited right before our very eyes and ears that "HES ALREADY GAY!"

This comes to conclusion that i think its end for our dear Mickey, Thanos, Handsome Jack and many more poor male victims lover and currentlly is living his life of watching Spongebob Squarepants with El Pantalones living life of a sad virgin being worshipper of him as he is.

It all comes to point of only one thing i have to say to our dear betrayer:

Thanks for wasting 2 years of my life ass, and enjoy Void cause theres no Heaven or God to help you, cause you know- none exist.

Heres his profile btw incase you wanted to have some words for him, hell you can even say ♥♥♥♥ on him idc https://steamproxy.com/id/GarTerGaster (Yes the ♥♥♥♥♥ changed his name proving how much ♥♥♥♥♥ he is)

Welcome Dear Friends!

4 October, 2019 - Smiley | 0 Comments

Woo Ho we have now aside from El Pantalones and his worshippers 2 new members! We are glad you have joined our side against the demon Pantalones is. Remember to spread the word "No More Pants" and invite your friends to stop the great evil luring within those fabric pants!

Aside from that, we also have some other news!

An upcoming TV show relating less darker side of Pantalones! Or is it?

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BruteSFM In Space™ is an adventure-story TV show featuring BruteSFM ending up in space where both he and his wank material Spring Bonnie are pentrating each other with TOES and encounter many other gay events. Every scene includes an PG13 censor done by our fellow mouse lover, Toasted Smoke Bear with additionally exclusive Handy Jack Scene featuring Handsome Jack doing a Hand-Job to Mickey Mouse Lover! Aswell as Pre-Order only Breaking Bad Cross-Over episode featuring Walter White teaching how to cook meth! Lets also not forget The Wet Willy Afton performing Tick Tock Donga gone Boomba Challange and Halloween Exclusive Bloody Mouth Fredbear as BruteSFMs small pee pee censor!

Out on Netflix on Vore Day, 8th of August 2020!

Thats all news for now folks, and remember! -Dont take none of this seriouslly. -Smiley

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Smiley

12 Oct, 2019 @ 1:19pm

Your welcome!

bird 12 Oct, 2019 @ 12:34pm

oh, ok, Thank you!!

Smiley

12 Oct, 2019 @ 11:14am

All the models you can get for SFM are free and you can get them by simply subscribing to them in SFM workshop or looking around DeviantArt for any public releases.

bird 12 Oct, 2019 @ 10:20am

I want to start SFM, I was wondering how to get all the models, do you buy them or download?

Smiley

19 Sep, 2019 @ 6:14am

@Acturecrap He supports Mickey Hitler