Welcome to the new USSR

what

i am not gonna sacrifice anyone, i can sacrifice a pizza if you want?

i like this

dont be

I'm offended.

Ran and Yukari lived alone in a small house between borders. Ran kept to herself drawing pictures and playing with her toys as Yukari watched Chen-related broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Yukari heard a voice from above
"Ran has become corrupted by non Chen-believers. She needs to be saved"
"I will do my best to save him, Chen," Yukari replied, rushing into Ran's room, removing all that was evil from her life.
Again the voice called to her
"Ran's soul is still corrupt. She needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess her sins"
"I will follow your instructions, Chen. I have faith in thee," Yukari replied as she locked Ran in her room away from the evils of the world.
One last time Yukari heard the voice of Chen calling to her: