Gimmie a beat!

The Nastiest Boys
The freshest Memes
The feistiest banter
The skinniest Jeans

The coolest crew
The champion's belt
As cool as cream
that does not melt

Like a can o' beer
Thats sweeter than honey
Like a millionare
That has no money.

Like a rainy day
That is not wet
Like a gambling fiend
that does not bet

Like Dracula
without his fangs
Like the nasty boys
without Munkyman

Like Noatak
and his brooding ways
Like toasty Toasted
and his constant plays

Like S*****n
whos a backstabbing ♥♥♥♥♥
Dealing with Pascal's mic
Is a constant chore

Like Har-el-y
Cheeky and bold
Like AIVandal
who's forever gold.

Like When they all group up,
and play for the night
an unstoppable force
when they unite

Whether sweatin' in comp
or casual play
it's undeniable:
they play ok

Like a widowmaker
who does not miss
Like Harly and vandal
Who take the piss

Like Munkyman
who does nought but heal
and god help us all
when he starts talking to Miel

So get outta your seat
and make some noise
GTFO we're the Nasty Boys


I think my cringe bone just broke.